FARKING PISSED OFF

SEEING E POST EXPLAINS Y I AM TYPING IN CAPS.. JUS A LITTLE SHORT OF BOLD..

DIS MORNING CHEIF CLERK DROP US A BOMB.. SHE SAID " SINCE U HAVE A LOT OF TIME AFTER OFFICE HOURS (BECOS WE NID TO WAIT TO HELP HER CLOSE E DOOR), FROM NOW ONWARDS OFFICE DUTY CLERK ARE SUPPOSED TO DO AREA CLEANING AFTER OFFICE HOURS. TAKE A BROOM N SWEEP THOSE AREAS TAT E UNCLE CANT REACH N WIPE UP E DIRT MARK ON FLOOR IF ANY. OSO WIPE E TABLES N E TOP OF E CUBICLES.. LASTLY E WINDOW STILLS.."

WTF??!!!!! WTF IS SHE TINKING.. KNN.. IF WE ARE SUPPOSED TO DO TAT EVERYDAY.. CAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN BEING WIF E MIN COMMON SENSE TELL ME.. WAT E FARKING CLEANER UNCLE IS FOR?? WAYANG??? TOKING ABT COST SAVING Y DUN U FARKING SUGGEST TAT WE GET E UNCLE'S PAY ALSO.. AND WATS E PT OF DOING AREA CLEANING WHILE WE ARE ALREADY DOING A FARKING SHIT JOB OF WAITING TO CLOSE E BLOODY DOOR.. U ARE A FARKING WARRENT OFFICER.. TOK ABT FLEXIBILITY.. TOK ABT WOSPEC BEING E BACKBONE.. WTF ARE U TINKING..

I DUN EVEN CARE WATS GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME AS I START USING ARMY TERMS.. I DUN GIVE A DAMN FARK IF THIS FINALLY CAUGHT ATTENTION OF WHUEVER IS DERE.. AS I CLEARED MY WORK B4 5PM.. I STARTED CLEANING.. I DID E JOB.. I CLEANED IT UP.. BUT WTF U DO?? EVEN THOUGH I FINISHED BY FREAKING 6PM.. SHE MAKE ME STAY TILL 6.45PM.. GOOD GAME.. U HAVE DONE WELL.. U OWNED ME.. U DOMINATED.. U ARE HOLY.. U ARE ONE HOLY BLOODY SHIT I TELL U..

TO NAIL E FINAL NAIL IN E COFFIN.. U TELL ME I CAN GO N SAE TAT U HAVE E BLOODY OFFICE KEY N ASK ME TO RETURN E KEY.. U DUN EVEN NID TO BLOODY SIGN IN E KEY.. SO Y CANT U JUS FARKING LOCK E BLOODY DOOR.. CCB.. MAKE US WAIT LIKE IDIOTS..

HAVE U EVER WONDERED Y DIS OFFICE SUX? ITS BECOS OF UR BLOODY ATTITUDE.. IF ONLI U TREAT US BETTER, I BELIEVE U WUN BE SO PISSED WIF SOME OF E CLERKS JOB AS THEY GT NO MORALE.. THEY JUS CANT BE BOTHERED.. SINCE THEY NOE THEY WILL ONLI BE FARKED ARD N NOT EVEN BE AWARDED.. OKIE MAYBE U R DUMB.. I SHALL TELL U IN UR TERMS.. THATS LIKE TELLING U.. "WELL DONE U COMPLETED UR JOB.. I SHALL DEMOTE U AND U SHALL HAVE XTRA WORK TO DO.. N OH YEAH UR BONUS IS CONFISCATED TOO.." HOW DO U FEEL BITCH..

LAST BUT NOT LEAST.. TY.. TY FOR PISSING ME OFF EVERY WEEK.. TY FOR REMINDING ME I SHLD NOT ALWAYS BE TOO GD.. TY FOR REMINDING ME MY PAST ATTITUDE.. TY FOR GIVING ME GASTRIC.. TY FOR EVERYTHING U MAKE ME.. I HOPE U I DUN NID TO SAE TY FOR MAKING ME EXPLODE MYSELF N LAND IN DB..

ANYWAY U WUN HAVE GD ENDING I TELL U.. UR RETRIBUTION WILL COME.. TATS WAT I BELIEVE AND WAT KEEPS ME GOING.. DUN 4GET TO TELL ME WHEN IT COMES.. COS I WILL NOT INSULT U FURTHER.. I WILL PITY U.. SO TAT U WILL NOE HOW UGLY UR FARKING ATTITUDE IS.. I SALUTE U ON DIS.. FOR MAKING A PATIENT GUY FEEL SO PISSED..

PS. I WONDER HOW U FEEL IF UR CHILDREN IS MADE TO SKIP MEALS N END UP HAVING GASTRIC.. WAT WILL U DO... WAIT A MIN.. U PROBABLY WUN CARE SINCE U DUN EVER GO HOME EARLI N SPEND TIME WIF UR FAMILY.. SINCE ALL U CARE IS WHETHER U CAN GET A LIFT OUT OR DERE IS SOMEONE TO ACCOMPANY U..

ANOTHER NOTE: AT LEAST SOMETHING GD HAPPEN.. WHEN I FALL ASLP IN E BUS ON E WAY TO WOODLANDS, A LADY WOKE ME UP WHEN E BUS REACH WOODLANDS.. I AM TRULY GRATEFUL.. I DUNO WHU U ARE BUT.. TY V MUCH.. U BRIGHTEN UP MY NITE AFTER WAT MY CHEIF CLERK FARK ARD WIF ME..

farewell to former Senior Minister S. Rajaratnam

ever wondered y i was v late online or even not online?

well tats becos i gt involved in e funeral service of former sm rajaratnam at e esplanade.. first nite was okie reaching home at 9 plus.. 2nd nite (ystd) i was released from e esplanade at 12.. yeah midnite not noon... n today jus finish..

so u can imagine how shag i am.. i did smth v rude.. i doze off during the service.. i jus cant help it..

first time in my life i saw goh chok tong, lee hsien long n our president s r nathan so close up.. quite an experience.. oso first time i am hanging out wif officers of smallest captains n mainly 1 and above crabs..

and also.. i cant 4get e most memorable meal of all.. eating SFI food ration by e BAY.. yeah.. rite outside e esplanade, by e river..

and not 4getiing see how foreigners shaped thier hand like a scoop n take pic as if they are receiving water from e merlion.. cool.. y didnt any of us tink of tat b4.. wat a pic it would hav been..

i also learn.. vip is nth.. vip doesnt always mean class, respected and all.. becos dere is vip type 1, vip type 2, vvip, svip, svvip.. den.. wats those w/o e vip tag? well almost none..

e most shocking one of all needless to say is to see our minister mentor lee kuan yew cry during his last paragraphs for e u-logy(i duno how to spell but tats how it prononuced. its something like a tribute to e late minister whu wrote our sg pledge)

well tats all.. haha gt 2 days off for it.. at least tats wat our col was saying.. duno gt blfuff or nt.. hope really hav.. den shiok ar.. pay up for my lost soccer time...

family day.. duhz..

sian.. today go dere cycle whole morning..

yes.. cycle.. i tot i didnt noe v well too.. but since its free i tot might as well jus take one n try.. n its either e bike is gd n stable or i kinda improve.. watever e case.. had quite a avg time dere.. sun is hot.. so can see a lot of sweaty bodies.. esp those tat wear v v little.. wooo.. haha yeah a lot thing to watch from sexy figures wearing singlets and some a tube to muscular abs.. (if onli i had one to show too..)

haiz.. so dere goes one sat w/o soccer.. BORING..

tonite hope liverpool win man utd.. sian.. odds so attractive.. 2.68 lei.. but kinda lazy to go out to buy..

burn burn burn~!!

they sae life is always fair.. while some of us enjoy a 5 day week for ns some nid to suffer 51/2 but it isnt always a bed of roses for us whu hav 5 day week..

cos the upper management find it boring to stick ard on sat, they decided to come up wif funni events like family day, anniversary day.. n of cos in order not to benefit us... they want to hold it on a sat MORNING.. n i mean MORNING.. which in e context of sat morning means EARLY MORNING.!!! last but not least they always cant 4get to torture those in e west...

tat explains y i nid to report for family cum anniversary day on sat. at where else but EAST COAST PARK and in a freak time of 8 (8 is when e big heads come.. so probably hav to come ard 7.15 to 7.30 becos we nid to change into annivarsary t-shirt which make us like some goondos in e beach playing stupid games like dodgeballs, amazing race n waterbombs..) and wat time better to end den at 2.30pm (wat a timing.. wat can u do after?? in midpt of e day where everything seem upside dwn..) and cos being in e west, i hav to probably wake up at 5 plus 6 plus liddat and probably reach home at ard 4 plus??

DAMN SAT BURNED!!! my weekly soccer game.. jus when i finally break my scoring drought last sat.. geez...

67..

dis week aint much post cos kinda busy n shag.. anyway i am now a feaking 67kg!!! tats 4kg more den my usual.. damn.. time to go on diet.. more exercise.. less food..

dis week quite hectic.. everyday slp avg 5 hrs onli.. now gt e zombie feeling in me..

in fact e zombie is starting to take over my brain cells.. i am losing my ability to tink.. i cant tink of any other things to include in dis post.. except tat i feel fat, look fat, am fat and is v disgusted..

TIME TO SLIM PAL

a "thnxgiving" letter

u noe.. a man whu is farking hungry n tired is indeed a v dangerous man.. as i hav found out personally going thru tat mental cycle..

however when i reach home my mum ask me to be more forgiving.. tats y i wanna write dis thnxgiving letter to tat person..

hi,

i wanna sae many many thnx to u. u have made my life "better, more fulfilling" and definitely "memorable"

thnx is not enuff for e way u make me sit in office for over an hour.. "Meditating" in office has definitely "increase" my patience..

thnx for e way u nv fail to "brighten" up my week.. thnx for e way u make me reach home so late so tat i can "appreciate" e goodness of home..

thnx for e way u RUINED my delicious homecooked dinner of chicken soup, chicken rice, wanton n egg so tat i noe e sweetness of food cooked by my mum..

thnx for e way u make me realise which way is e fastest way home becos of ur "time-wasting tactics"

thnx for teaching us e art of "locking door". thnx for teaching us how to be a "TARGET BOARD"

thnx for ensuring that i will definitely hav at least a day such tat i will reach home at near 9pm oh and thnx for volunteering me to do volunteer work such tat i will be in camp till 930pm n probably reach home near midnite onli to wake up at 5 next morning to go to work.. thnx for training me to survive on less den e min 7 hrs slp daily.

and therefore.. i hope u "SLEEP WELL" becos of all e "WONDERFUL" things u have done to make my life "AMAZINGLY GD" i can nv be grateful enuff..

regards,
ur door-locker aka target board.

hols over..

alas.. e new yr break is over.. although my hol mood is not gone yet (i dun wanna wake up 5 in e morning~~ i wanan play n play) but all gd things gt to come to an end.. not a v memorable new yr but e next holiday is v F A R awy..

anyway today invited my sec frds over.. kinda disappointed though cos some pulled out in e last min but nonetheless quite happening la.. playing naruto narutimett hero 3 (which i spend e last couple of days chionging non-stop onli to unlock all characters dis afternoon.. now to unlock their moves...) doing all e power struggles and den playing blackjack..

btw naruto 3 is really cool.. damn nice.. best ever played..



wonderful gameplay wif many diferent moves n more combo dese time, more characters n jus e above power struggle is all so cool aint it? onli tat its a task trying to unlock everything but i will try hard to make e game even more enjoyable..

last but not least thnx to chang chong for giving me ayumi hamasaki complete clip box.. appreciate it a lot although i haven managed to see e (miss)understood dvd yet but yeah thnx a lot for giving me more ayu~!!

haiz.. back to folding my uniform, get ready for more target pratice.. e onli possible consolation is probably to see gers in thier sch uniform.. some look real kawaii esp when i am on e way home wif e more mature jc gers compared to e morning sec sch gers.. oh yeah did i mention dere is dis not bad twins whu take bus from e bus stop near my camp?

oops tink i getting more desperate now.. how??? jialat~~!!

i not stupid too

E MOVIE IS GREAT.. v touching v true v cool...

not to mention dere is dis real cute sec sch ger sitting beside me too..

erm tat aside.. haha e movie is v touching although i tink dey sort of over doing it by adding some humour during e sad part of e show.. which is quite anti climax in my opinion... if onli they left it all sad, definitely a must watch.. so now i onli rate it a have to watch..

as usual jack neo show always hav v touching n corny lines.. a v memorable show indeed.. i dun mind watching it a 2nd time even if i had to pay 9.50..

e show truly reflects "sometimes all we nid to do is to see e gd pts instead of e flaws" i duno how to describe it but yes go watch it~~!!!!! almost cried... ALMOST

400

finally it reach 400 days..

anyway after being fustrated by lunar anime's slow release of bleach, i decided to get dattebayo's one.. and damn am i glad i did tat.. cos its jus fantastic..

after concluding e story at soul society, they came up wif a side story.. probably becos they dun wanna to be too fast like naruto.. BUT.. i call it a side story not filler becos it definitely is more exciting n better den naruto's attempt to stall its anime.. naruto has been giving stupid fillers since god knows when..

lets hope bleach will nt go in e same way as naruto.. tta would be sucidial..

bad day for liverpool

it was an excellent match.. liverpool vs birmingham.. but too bad it ended up wif a draw.. all thnx to a v unlucky own goal from xabi alonso and a insipirational maik taylor.. e number of pt blank saves he made in e last min was so.. POWER!!!

but it was also due to poor finishing from liverpool once again when luis garcia miss quite a few gd chances and mayb i can finally see y benetiz brought in fowler.. whu had a pt blank shot save n a v nice bicycle kick which is ruled offside.. after conceding e own goal, alonso had a fabulous free kick onli to be saved followed by a series of corner.. credits to the 10 man birmingham.. wonderful.. (although i hope they aint tat wonderful so we can take all 3 pts..)

and i tot finally liverpool can catch up after man u drop pts falling behind 4-1 at haf time.. thrashed by blackburn.. and arsenal oso falling behind aston villa.. at full time chelsea drawed wif aston villa, arsenal n man u both lost.. if onli liverpool have taken all 3 pts..

ginna incident

dis happen ystd.. while my dad was going to settle e bill..

waitress: "这位小弟弟好帅 wor... 还梳头发" (referring to my little bro) (translation : dis little boy so handsome.. still comb hair...)

we jus smiled..

waitress: "哥哥怎么和弟弟这么大分别, 哥哥好黑 wor.." (y e 2 bro so much difference.. one so black)

my mum: "因为哥哥在当兵" (becos bro in army)

waitress: " 当兵?? 哥哥几岁?" (army? how old is he?)

mum: "今年20 loh" (dis yr 20)

waitress: " 20?? 一点也不象.. 看起来象15岁.. 有娃娃脸.." (20?? look like 15.. got doll face..)

me: " -_-|||"

diao.. i really look ginna meh?? not e first time liao.. even my mum frd oso sae b4.. haiz..
anyway today quite sian.. gt my hands on naruto narutimett hero 3.. but cant work.. haiz.. den somemore next 2 days off but duno wat to do.. haiz.. haiz...