Wrong Wrong wrong.. everything is jus wrong..

on monday.. e very first moment i step into SOCE.. things gone wrong already.. liverpool gt thrashed 4-1 by chelsea.. incredibly unbelievable..

next after dekiting we waited for our tonner to seletar camp.. guess wat, e staff tat greet us wasnt tat pleasant at all..

when we reach e camp.. WOO!! becos i fell alsp in e tonner, i tot i jus took e ferry to tekong.. or rather ubin.. freaking old.. v old sch feelin..

okie something gt to be gd rite.. well i was very wrong.. after some introduction n stuffs in e lect rm, which of cos quite many fell alsp, we were aready kanna scolding le.. nvm tat.. its common i tot.. well den came e 20 min lunch!! shock of our lives.. follow by many many waiting time n some stores loading.. den came e drag our kit bags wif 7 tag manuals (txtbooks) and e place is god damn far.. aready when we were asked to sing on our way to cook hse, e journey was like we walk from nee soon gate to soce bunk... subrashi desu ne... e regimental was like a mini ocs tour i tot.. okie tat was exagerrated.. den came e bunk.. freaking 2 storey bed so unconvient.. i was on e top u see.. and e toilet.. the bath was e "best" i ever had.. i can hav a better one wif water hose.. e water so freaking small like those tiny drizzlin rain tat could nv even make it to cat 1 status..

did i mention we end up in bunk after 12?? next day 5BX in vest slack.. and after breakfast no shit break!!! how cool is tat when we gt our shit break always from bmt to sispec to soce.. and now.. NO SHIT BREAK!!!! suddenly i miss every part of soce.. e instructors whu are so efficient unlike dese instructors now whu insist on discipline over anything else in e world.. did i mention i gt 2 cadet instructors whu became our instructor too becos no cadets in our batch.. how "lucky" ocs ppl really dunno how to slack har?? following breakfsat.. sai kang after sai kang after sai kang...

after 2 days of run quite shack le.. still no shit break.. den came e news.. tsr fail sunday confine.. and after i sat dwn for e test, e passing mark suddenly from 80% become 90%.. SIAO LIAO LA...

den ystd came e incredible news.. our oc from next week onwards wanna implement 7 min turn out.. woo.. after seeing cadets suffering from e turn out shit.. its our turn.. now officially underpaid cadets wif no farking future... we started to joke abt it though.. whenever no sgt ard, we change our falling out chant from BPCC (our course name) to "seek strive excel" e cadets chant.. haha..

den jus b4 book out, they show us e standard for e field pack items.. jaws dropped like deres no tml.. e zip lock bags are compact to such small pack and we were told we hav to follow tat size.. simply no brain or wat.. jus when my pc from soce prove to me army doesnt make one stupid (soce is so efficient tat i nv seen others like it b4..) these officers whu jus pass out from ocs prove tat theory again.. still makes no sense abt y we shld do stuff till liddat..

some funni scenes...

"cant sing loud enuff izzit.." e phrase sgt always like to shout.. either he is freaking deaf or i am.. cos i dun hear any difference b4 n after wat he said n he always seem satisfied wif e 2nd attempt.. not 4getting e first day so many ke blackan bo seng in a march.. (turning a rd)

"how come ur man so dis organised n messy.. can u organise ur man.." e officer often said.. somehow i tot we do it faster e so called dis organised way den e organised way..

and oso e freaking long time taken jus to giv ro.. when everything seem so short n simple after our 2 trainee ps gav e instructions..

really gt nth to sae.. FREAKING INEFFICIENT!!! somemore i heard soce gt nites out n today book out at 4 plus while i book out at 8 plus.. wonderful!! 6 more weeks left.. 6 more weeks of dis shitty treatment wif turn outs and e "cannot shout loud enuff izzit..."