xmas comes earli?

dear santa,

i tink i have been a relatively good boy this year.. i know i might sound naughty now trying to ask for an earli xmas present.. but i REALLI REALLI want and need it desperately..

all im asking for is a brain tat is on par if nt better den those internationals out there in my sch.. im struggling pretty badly.. i know i tend to be lazy sometimes.. or mayb perhaps u can give me a new mentality.. one that can withstand the pain of mugging non stop which i have never seem to master since young and dun seem to be coming anytime soon.. let me enjoy it.. i mean 1 month earli on the 25th nov jus before my exams wun be too earli rite??

i used to ask for a "ahem" companion(was it xmas or bday i cant remember..) mayb i didnt take my chances.. or mayb im plain dumb.. but i dun see it coming.. mayb if u find a new brain or mentality too difficult, i dun mind u fulfilling this wish of mine instead..

i shall nt be too greedy and shall stop at onli 2 wishes.. i am nt asking much.. jus fulfil one plssssssssssssss... preferably the brain one..