Wat NS has turned me into..

Many ppl hav asked how ns will change e boys.. well, here's my ans to u..

+ve:
1) I learnt to treasure my time at home more..
2) I wan to spend more time wif my family
3) I wan to spend more time wif my close friends
4) As much as i dun say, but i jus wanna tok to someone
5) i wanna blog everything.. every little thing i do seem precious and memorable..

-ve:
1) I began to spend much much more den usual.. eg? i now spend at least 25 to 50 dollars per weekend while i used to spend onli 10 to 20. jus wanna splurge whenever i am out..
2) vulgarities aside, i am beginning to lose my ability to tok properly, and slowly..
3) become more short temper
4) v annoyed n pissed off wif ppl whu made me wait
5) dislike e fact tat i go out wif frds but end up doing nth or jus having a meal
6) I hav become v pessimistic
7) i begin to realise how jinx i am. (tonite book in for guard duty, afternoon rain dun let me play soccer.. T_T)
8) low morale n definitely not self-confident
9) i find most ppl ard me irritating.. so much so tat i wonder if e problem lies wif me
10) i hav become more stupid.. cant even solve e math qns my sis ask me when maths is supposedly my forte..
11) surrounding places seem to change so fast.. jus like e way criminals felt when they came out of prision (pictured in tv dramas)
12) wanna watch every dumb show available..
13) when in camp, will feel lost.. lost in a unrecognisable world..

so u see dere are lots more -ve pts tat i can tink of den +ve.. so does ns really benefit me.. hmmmm

side note: i really tink i am going crazy.. pls tell me i am not..

Bonkers..

phew today went to billy bombers for e first time, tried to spent as little as i could.. worse of all i went wif a bunch of guys.. totally off doesnt it?? nvm tat, e worst is some guy actually was late for an hour and after e lunch peng seh us for his female frd.. (not sure if is gf or wat.. not tat i care..)

saw my frds ate e yin n yang burger.. boi its so huge.. see it alone aready feel full sia.. after tat went to watch e island.. (review in earlier post) so sian.. cos after e movie, it onli meant i am closer to my book in day.. which is a day earlier den others.. cos i hav to do my freaking duty 2nd time while others not even once..

argh tat piss me off.. anyway 2 of my bunk mates going off for ocs le.. yeah hurray.. e most noisest and e most selfish.. both gone.. my days shld get better i guess.. (if any of e 2 of u are reading dis.. i am sry but tats wat i tink of u.. not happy, come fark me after u get ur 2nd lt.. bleah ;P i really happy for both u n me.. win-win situation.. hehe)

argh while gg to book in, my liang feng and tsubasa chronicles anime hav not come out yet.. T_T sianz..

movie review

woo chiobu.. but wait.. she's a clone..

after watching dis wonderful movie.. i decided to giv u guys some reason y u shld watch dis fantastic movie..

1) dis is for all GP (general paper) students.. inside u will see a whole new world of cloning issues which u might wanna use for ur gp test.. (well i do tink e director is trying to make a statement here against cloning)

2) the female lead is.. woo breathtakingly chio.. Scarlett Johansson.. boy is she hot!!

3) for ppl whu like to ask why... u will feel somewhat gd cos tats wat e main actor did and survive..

wats e movie abt??
its abt dis supposedly hidden production plant which produces clones for clients. dis clones are used for transplant and used to produce babies, making use of e womb of e clones.. of cos after tat the clones are killed and disposed..

these clones were made to believe tat they are protected and get a chance to win e lottery to go to "The Island", e onli pure island left in e world (tats made up by e organisation which brainwash them wif e idea of The Island when they were born) They didnt noe tat e lottery is in fact a scam, a scam tat is actually used to kill them as thier purpose is up..

everything was well until dis farking annoying guy whu questions everything (tats e main lead actor and was always questioned y he is so negative in e movie) found a fly in thier "uncontiminated" area. e bug was not supposed to live (becos of e contimination theory which i dun quite understand). it was then he found out e scam behind e whole issue.. things gt worse when his female frd (tat sizzling hot chiobu) won e lottery.. the escape begins.. quite humourous at some parts.. not forgetting those scenes where they disect the clones for e organs, or e killing of e mum whu gave birth e baby for e client, and e dragging of e escaping clones wif fishing hook like guns, and most importantly how disgusting those clones were made n stuff.. toking abt evil, humans probably is e worse..

best part of movie:
(After explaining e whole thing to Lincoln (e lead actor), lincoln ask his frd (Max if i am not wrong)

Lincoln: Why dont they (e organisation) let e sponser (e clients) abt us (living clones instead of vegetable containers)

Max: Jus becos u eat e burger doesnt mean u wanna meet e cow..??!

gd luck charm for me.. anyone??

new mv from ayumi

b4 i start.. ayumi new single album, fairyland is out le.. cool..

okie now to e actual thing.. i really wonder y i gt such poor luck.. after burning 2 sat during training, we gt our one day off dis weekend, dis explains y i am blogging on a thurs nite.. somehow god is "always" fair.. i oso gt my 2ND guard duty and note tat dis is no punishment.. i jus got it..

y is e always in inverted commas, some might ask.. dis is why.. cos apparently dere are at least a dozen more ppl in my platoon whu has nv done a single duty.. and y me? when everyone is supposed onli to do one guard and COS duty.. i gt 2 guard!!! on my term break!!!

and of cos, it does not onli involve dis.. hearing how other ppl are so excited abt thier long weekend and e stuff they plan make u feel worse especially since u will be booking in a day earlier den them.. (u might oso wanna take note they actually invite u along..)

argh.. jus wat e fark are they tinking?? now can onli pray tat my guard com will be nice folks and not tekan me..

Super Down Week..

WHEN IS IT COMING OUT??

Its disgusting, its horrible, its jus.. v suay ar..!!!!

e signs were dere, but i did not heed it.. when i book in, i realise i didnt bring my n-gage ear piece.. kkies tat maybe nth but i nid it to hear my mp3 and play games at nite if not it will be too loud.. next i realise i do not hav batt in my fm receiver.. tat onli means i gt no songs for e nites in camp.. suay har.. yeah tats not end of it..

monday.. a series of events tat turn my week upside dwn begins.. during morning training i broke a hook of e bayonet, during e afternoon break after lunch, i fell aslp and my dummy law weapon gt stunned!!!! gt quite a scolding from my PWO.. got awy wif being LPS for e summary exercise.. aready feel damn sian le.. den during afternoon training.. lost mag again~!!! i cant beileve my luck.. gt another scolding.. lucky found it e next day..

den on first day of e exercise.. i lost my dust cover!!! super super low liao.. totally no mood to carry on.. although managed to recover it e next day.. but god.. wats happening.. nv lost such major things in my NS life, i and did all tat in a period of a week..

finally book out.. tot can shrug my bad luck awy.. but i was wrong.. gt burned by e hot food jus after booking out.. now tell me.. wat shld i do to break my luck.. ZZZZzz~~!!!!!!!!

Cultural shock!!

miss ya guys a lot.. i swear!!

FOR e FIRST time since i enter tekong.. dis is e biggest cultural shock ever.. let me explain.. i book out onli to be shock one time after another..

1) Patrick Vieria has joined inter -- WTF! and i tot arsenal was always beggin him to stay

2) Campbell used to lure jenas?? -- dots.. wif campbell gone whu can defend arsenal sia..

3) Noh alam shah treated like a superstar in english div 2 side. -- and i tot we were e ones whu always treat them like superstars..

4) aide iskander being offered big money by malaysian clubs -- another singapore soccer player on e news.. okie how many singaporeans actually watched e s league except those coffee shop ah pek??

5) a cyclist bang onto some stupid barriers and could end up paralysed. -- wat e fark is those barriers dere for.. wif no indication in e dark, its an accident waiting to be happen although tat type of barrier was used since 1997.. stupid? but yes it happen..

6) NKF became e biggest news ever.. even though there are 2 saf commandos who fell n died..

7) a lot nice new anime like Liang Feng.. hope its not disappointing like Ichigo 100%

8) i found a new anime tat looks nice.. yeah its licensed now.. Zzz...

Shaq, wet, n bonkers??

Qns: What does a zip-lock supposed to do??
Ans: keep out water n air..

yeah tats wat i tot.. reality proves otherwise.. my precious notebook~ part of it gt wet, ink smudge.. becos of stupid rain.. yeah, train, ran shout like crazy in e rain.. gt myslef all wet n dirty.. suddenly 5 uniform given to us seem a little too limited...

ystd, i read TODAY, and came across dis 2 article abt bloggin.. quite interesting so i guess i can share a bit here while i wait for today,s TODAY..

one of them mention, "when someone blogs, he reduces his thoughts into words. It helps him to formulate his own opinion abt e prob" wat a wonderful way to describe bloggin dun ya tink?? when everyone tink bloggin is piece of shit, it actually help us to de-stress to a certain extent, cos we wrote it dwn, kinda like vending anger.. kinda works for me duno abt ya.. probably tats e ans tat i cant find when ppl ask y i blog.. not tat i wanted attention (actually in some part of me i do.. hee.. :P but no one do visit dis puny website do they??)

---> my bunk mate shouted OMG at dis pt.. shocks all of us and said" argh a new pimple pop out!!" guess i am e onli guy in e bunk whu dun wash e face at every available time interval and doesnt look in e mirror when they gt nth better to do..

another article mention abt how dis frd of e author wanted to go on a trip for e sole purpose of bloggin.. sound stupid? tats wat i tot but here e explanation.. ".. not onli do u hav a wonderful temptation to snap everything wif ur cam. u hav a constant mindset of phrasing events u gone thru, trying to find a title and how to put it in ur blog" now.. dun ya tink going on a trip for bloggin sounds somewat more interesting now?? hmm at least i do..

13 July..

i am amazed i gt to wrote dis.. (okie its past my lights out timing but i shall try to keep it short) its our first outfield training.. not as bad as expected "YET"

wat make me wrote dis was e incident in bunk.. Hav u ever encounter a guy whu is so self centered (he is lost in his own world i swear cos he duno wats happening ard him).. makes my blood boil.. dis guy oftenly on his mp3 player n plays his 128mb worth of song on speakers.. on it so loud tat cant hear wat sgt shouting dwnstair.. tats nt e pt, (speakers not his oso) so tat being e case for 5 days a week and even gt some songs are dere since e previous week.. kinda boring aint it??

on dis nite, he didnt on his song, okie so i volunteered my ever trusty n-gage and played songs, all of them newer den tat 128mb worth and my gt i tink at least twice more songs den he does.. he den came in and on his speaker n blast even though i am playing mine.. okie fine, i off mine mp3.. and guess wat.. e very moment i off mine, he off his too.. WTF!!! so he jus on his mp3 jus to disturb me har???

okie 10 mins up, i shld really go rest.. btw smth i wanan share to all.. u noe those earphone wif small cotton like thingy covering it?? well dun plug it into ur ear after u apply camo tat day.. cos u nv noe if camo slip into ur ear.. u will regret it if ur cotton is white in color.. how do i noe?? my n-gage earpiece is ruined!!! T_T

Story of an outcast..

(dis post was created on 16 jul but was written in 10 jul in camp)

Talking abt discomfort, i hav nv felt so outcast b4.. i mean i felt it a little in sec 3, more in e beginning of my 2nd yr in college but dis is ultimate.. so much so tat i decided to jot it dwn in my notebook in order to blog dis entry.. dun ask me why (cos i noe almost 0 ppl ever read my blog.. but jus gt addicted to it b4 gg to sispec and i felt it a real cool medium to let out my views b4 i explode inside out)

now for e story of e outcast whu spend his 6 days a week in a small offshore island, (actually almost whole week cos on e 7th nite he will be in aready)

Dere is dis poor guy named "Aegis" (real name was not used to hide identity.. yah like real).. He is from sispec best coy ever.. BSLC Foxtrot coy.. Not b4 long since he enter tat fateful plt 2 section 4 bunk, he was made to feel like a black sheep. finding himself e most unfit guy, e most stupid guy whu carely scrape thru theory test n his physical being last of e platoon, instead of ashamed, its more demoralising.. (belonging to category "buay gan") cant picture tat? well its abt being e last guy for SOC, while e whole platoon is waiting for him to come back n do cooling dwn b4 gg back to coy line.. layman term?? delaying e whole platoon from gg back to bunk n wash up.. loser har??

Jus when he tot he would be spared during e nite (not tat he gt lots of nite admin time in tat matter), he hears how his section mates tok abt having a nice body n wat muscles and wat nots.. and oso toks abt thier ex-gfs, wat they do.. dis poor guy has no such ex and of cos none of those nice bodies they toking abt.. (his section mates all gt hints of 4-pacs while he onli gt a watermelon..) one of them often told dis poor guy : "dun tell me u nv done dis n tat b4" or is like "u mean u nv go out alone wif gers b4??" (fark u, understand??) come on.. dis poor guy has diffculty finding things to do on weekends and even gt prob gg out wif guys let alone gers.. jus leave him alone!!!

When they noe thier SOC results, dis same guy was gg "OOoohh i cant believe i gt under 8 for my SOC.." den e section starts toking abt wat dey did during e soc stuff and all abt how to improve timing and wat nots.. yup u guess it rite, rite in front of "Aegis" whu cant even clear e first obstacle and flunk like fark.. dont they even noe a little consideration abt other ppl feelings?? (yeah and they go "u oso can pass de loh.." or smth like "re-test u better pass n dun let me dwn) toking as easily as ever sounding like dis guy nv put in a single effort.. (jus fark off n shut e fark up)..

- END of story -

doesnt dis story touches ur heart n tickles ur balls?? ending is abrupt cos dis poor guy aegis has yet to complete his BSLC (6 more weeks as an outcast and he can onli lan lan suck thumb in his own bed)

@ irony @

is this LOVE mv

today dis ironic tot jus came into my mind.. u often heard how NSF complain abt lack of time n stuff liddat.. well if they reflect (at least for me) u will see something tat shove tat complaint up thier ass.. dunno wat i toking abt?? let me giv u a real life true account...

on 10 jul, (which is today) there was supposedly a "class" outing.. dis NSF (which is me) duno wats gg on but go anyway after much consideration cos its a sunday (sunday is slack day u see onli day wif no training).. he was told later tat the trip was to PS.. (wat can a grp of ppl go ps to do sia? so shld be movie) or so he tot.. so tinking he could catch at least initial d or fantastic 4, e 2 movies he wanted to watch but had not, he set off..

when he gt to e gathering grd.. okie everyone was late (not much a big deal, happen everytime anyway).. den we set off on a train bobbing its way dwn to dhoby ghout (spare e spelling pls..) well on e train dis stupid man utd supporter frd of mine boasting abt how slack his unit was and stuff liddat (picture dis, every nite nights off, onli slp dere, next morning 6 breakfast come back slp till 8, drill till 11.30, 12 lunch, relac till 2, drill till 5, and slack again) and his hair was like 100 times longer den mine wif so much spike tat i feel like trimming it off wif shaver.. den i realise dis another frd of mine is a 5 day week one.. kkies so i am e real little time guy dere..

now to e ironic part, dis poor guy tinking of watching a movie after lunch go dere to find out gt 3 ppl will be real late.. fine nvm, so dis party of 4, (2 other nsf frd and 1 gal plus me) go for our lunch at swensen.. guess wat it turns out? while we eat n wait for e other couple, we realise another guy is coming.. so when we finish our lunch, including e late couple, he came n hav his lunch.. so we waited n waited for him to finish den we got our dessert.. u will nv believe dis, we said to meet 1030 at j.e and after finish eating its 2.45!!!!!! so i spent my bloody sunday eearli noon at swensen so far awy when we could hav oso gone to swensen at jp, den e other 3 will not be more den 2 hrs late, i could hav gt my comic connection card, bought more comics, and probably even had time to watch a movie cos we dun nid 40 mins of travelling time (to n fro makes it 80) and dun hav e nid to rush home to pack our stuff..

toking abt not enuff time... when we spent bloody 4 hrs at a not-so-special eating place.. okie la, at least dere is a ntu business pagent orientation grp representative beside me while i was eating my lunch.. hey wait is tat really a consolation???

anyway above is e pic (not of e representative) but of ayumi hamasaki in her mv.. enjoy.. and i swear from dis moment on, it will really takes a lot to lure me awy of my sunday, especially when e next 2 weeks i will be booking out at nite and hav sat duty on e 3rd one..

"Get Out of Jail Free" card used..

Zzz.. although book out quite early, (although not as earli as someone's FRIDAY NITE) argh.. jus piss me off.. gt nth to do on a sat.. sucky aint it.. to make things worse, my msn somehow cant sign in..

hmm toking abt my week in e farking hot island, its like wat i said in e topic.. get out of fail free card being used.. dis week we had 3 nites off, 2 canteen breaks.. and we gt to slp more den 7 hrs a day.. (tats becos we gt 3 SOC back to back) somehow it seem like we jus used up all our admin time for e rest of e 7 weeks left..

anyway soc, fail loh.. still stuck at e same old stations, but at least can clr e swing trainer now.. unlike last time.. but haiz.. still fail and it sux.. whole body aching now.. dis week we went to changi naval base and had a 5m high compact jump.. real cool.. although e beginning part e keep afloat and swim kinda sux (cos i am e most weak one dere) but enjoy e jump.. tat moment is so special.. for tat split second u could feel ur heart drop.. and e time when falling thru e 5m, it felt like time was v long and somehow e water didnt come.. and e drop into pool, its like unable to climb back up.. as if real deep into e water.. haha anyway its real cool..

sian ar.. wanna watch initial D lei.. but no one accompany me.. still gt fantastic 4 oso.. ghaiz nonetheless dis weekend must enjoy ar.. next week onwards go outfield liao.. next 2 sat late book out if i not wrong, and 3rd sat got duty.. sianz..

can someone get me another "get out of jail free" card..???

in sg: injured bird outta cage.. tekong: bird in cage..

join e dark side.. muahaha

I AM V SHAGGED AR!!! v tired, v slpy.. argh.. 1 whole week oso duno gt 2 hrs free time or nt.. v hectic ar.. JIU MING AR.. jus like topic sae.. when book out here pain dere pain.. ZZz..

still nid to prepare a jottle book for my bunk.. took one whole morning of mine.. haiz.. i still haven watch my anime loh.. onli watch gundam seed destiny onli.. haiz.. heng is nite book in.. if not i dun even hav time to watch liao loh.. even my new twins album oso no time to retag.. argh

to prepare tat stupid book still nid to buy 1 fhm and maxim.. first time buying sia.. and its so awkard buying both at e same time.. feel so perverted..

anyway dun wanan tok abt army life le.. its too crazy to tok abt.. tok abt individual rights.. sometime i wonder wat i am in e first place when i am inside.. insanity is jus ard e corner..

at least dis weeek managed to watch a movie.. watch war of e worlds.. cant describe sia.. damn cool.. well if u disregard e ending tat is.. it was intense.. right from e moment show started.. after roughly a few mins, BAM, e first action starts and nv stops rite till e ending where tiniest mirco organism killed those stupid invaders.. even aliens nid medic.. hahaha.. lame.. remember ur vitamins guys.. and watch out wats underneath our earth.. maybe something might well crop up and drink our blood wiping us all out.. toking abt digging fire trench and self scrape.. probably can dig smth out.. hmm..

kkies tink i am really insane le..s top here le.. go back to my anime.. cya