(dis post was created on 16 jul but was written in 10 jul in camp)
Talking abt discomfort, i hav nv felt so outcast b4.. i mean i felt it a little in sec 3, more in e beginning of my 2nd yr in college but dis is ultimate.. so much so tat i decided to jot it dwn in my notebook in order to blog dis entry.. dun ask me why (cos i noe almost 0 ppl ever read my blog.. but jus gt addicted to it b4 gg to sispec and i felt it a real cool medium to let out my views b4 i explode inside out)
now for e story of e outcast whu spend his 6 days a week in a small offshore island, (actually almost whole week cos on e 7th nite he will be in aready)
Dere is dis poor guy named "Aegis" (real name was not used to hide identity.. yah like real).. He is from sispec best coy ever.. BSLC Foxtrot coy.. Not b4 long since he enter tat fateful plt 2 section 4 bunk, he was made to feel like a black sheep. finding himself e most unfit guy, e most stupid guy whu carely scrape thru theory test n his physical being last of e platoon, instead of ashamed, its more demoralising.. (belonging to category "buay gan") cant picture tat? well its abt being e last guy for SOC, while e whole platoon is waiting for him to come back n do cooling dwn b4 gg back to coy line.. layman term?? delaying e whole platoon from gg back to bunk n wash up.. loser har??
Jus when he tot he would be spared during e nite (not tat he gt lots of nite admin time in tat matter), he hears how his section mates tok abt having a nice body n wat muscles and wat nots.. and oso toks abt thier ex-gfs, wat they do.. dis poor guy has no such ex and of cos none of those nice bodies they toking abt.. (his section mates all gt hints of 4-pacs while he onli gt a watermelon..) one of them often told dis poor guy : "dun tell me u nv done dis n tat b4" or is like "u mean u nv go out alone wif gers b4??" (fark u, understand??) come on.. dis poor guy has diffculty finding things to do on weekends and even gt prob gg out wif guys let alone gers.. jus leave him alone!!!
When they noe thier SOC results, dis same guy was gg "OOoohh i cant believe i gt under 8 for my SOC.." den e section starts toking abt wat dey did during e soc stuff and all abt how to improve timing and wat nots.. yup u guess it rite, rite in front of "Aegis" whu cant even clear e first obstacle and flunk like fark.. dont they even noe a little consideration abt other ppl feelings?? (yeah and they go "u oso can pass de loh.." or smth like "re-test u better pass n dun let me dwn) toking as easily as ever sounding like dis guy nv put in a single effort.. (jus fark off n shut e fark up)..
- END of story -
doesnt dis story touches ur heart n tickles ur balls?? ending is abrupt cos dis poor guy aegis has yet to complete his BSLC (6 more weeks as an outcast and he can onli lan lan suck thumb in his own bed)
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