Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change
The courage to change the things I cannot accept
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work:
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday
And help me to remember...
When I'm having a really bad day and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to
BITE ME!
[from email]
this shld really come b4 the exams, not when its ending.. when u dun understand e notes or test, dun frown, jus raise middle finger n say BITE ME!!
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